Okay…I actually don’t have a Twitter account, but if I did, it would have looked like this during the Grammys tonight, as I chatted with a good friend in Atlanta:

I’m just not feelin the U2 song. Escape Club did it so much better

DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN…she looks GOOD! (referring to Whitney)

yay, J Hud!

Al Green and JT!

Keith Urban got better billing than Boyz II Men on an R&B tribute

Carrie looks kinda slutty tonight

yay, Sugarland!

ugh, Kid Rock

OMG…SO bad Miley & Taylor. Can we just ship Miley off to the trailer park now?

damn…I liked the Jonas Bros/Stevie collab

ugh…Katy Perry. nauseating

yay, Estelle! she looks hot. Kanye, meanwhile, is bringing back the mid 80s R&B look

okay…New Artist

waiting….

come on…

ADELE!

(my friend) i can’t believe i didn’t hear your scream of joy all the way from denver

I stifled it

MIA is HUGE!

well, Record of the Year confirms that Plant and Krauss will win album of the year

Swagga Like Us was HOT

John Freakin’ Mayer? Srsly? There were four more worthy songs

yay, Sugarland and Adele!

Cyndi had a mohawk!

Radiohead is really good tonight

isn’t TI supposed to go to jail sometime before the next decade?

this Four Tops performance is KILLER

Jordin Sparks sitting behind Paul McCartney. that’s funny

okay…I’m gonna skip Neil Diamond

did Ne Yo perform solo? all the other Album of the Year artists did. although maybe that’s the producers’ way of saying that even they know he was out of his league in that category

did T-Pain say “that’s f*&#in awesome”? when they announced Lil Wayne, he said that just off mic, but enough to get through